THE PSA GRADING SYSTEM FOR ROBOTICS
ROBOTS issue 001 cover ISSUE 001 QC PASS
3333 UNITS DOCUMENTED · SERIALS MD-0001 – MD-3333
MINT WITH $AI OR $MICRODUCK
NO OFFICIAL TOKEN… YET
Chaos Run — six MD units at the start line of the Training Yard course BEAT A LEVEL · CLAIM WL PLAY ▸ CHAOS RUNbeat a level to claim a WL spot · limited spots · practice is open to everyone, guest duck if you don't hold one yet
MINT NOW ▸ 3333 MD UNITS · MINT WITH $AI OR $MICRODUCK · FIVE PER OPERATOR
ROBOTS ▸ AN ENCYCLOPEDIA FOR HUMANS ▸ ISSUE 001 ▸ 3333 UNITS ▸ UNITS ARE ASSEMBLED TO WADDLE ▸ QUACK ▸ FUEL: $AI / $MICRODUCK ▸ FIVE PER OPERATOR ▸ ROBOTS ▸ AN ENCYCLOPEDIA FOR HUMANS ▸ ISSUE 001 ▸ 3333 UNITS ▸ UNITS ARE ASSEMBLED TO WADDLE ▸ QUACK ▸ FUEL: $AI / $MICRODUCK ▸ FIVE PER OPERATOR ▸
UNITS PRODUCED
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LINE STATUS
PRE-PRODUCTION
FUEL
$AI · $MICRODUCK

COMMISSION A UNIT

select fuel · select quantity · pull the lever · one operator may commission five
MINT COMING SOON
FUEL · PICK A PUMP
QUANTITY · THE MORE YOU COMMISSION, THE LESS EACH UNIT COSTS · MAX FIVE
YOU PAY—per unit price set at the factory
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YOU GET1 MD UNITrandom serial · sealed until reveal
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DELIVERYTO YOUR WALLETopens in the pond · drive it, train it
BEAT A LEVEL TO CLAIM WL · LIMITED SPOTS

ABOUT THE ENCYCLOPEDIA

ROBOTS — An Encyclopedia for Humans: the Michelin star list for consumer robotics.
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WHAT THIS IS

ROBOTS — An Encyclopedia for Humans is the Michelin star for robots. Robots need quality control. Somebody has to open the box, run the unit until something gives, and write down what happened. That somebody is us.

ROBOTS — An Encyclopedia for Humans is independent. It accepts no manufacturer funding and no paid placement. Every unit is assessed under one standard, R · O · B · O · T · S, and the record is kept for the people who will live with these machines.

The standard applies to more than hardware. ROBOTS — An Encyclopedia for Humans grades the skills humans train for robots: the simulations, the animations, the reinforcement-learned behaviours that decide what a machine can actually do. It is built to be the place where a trained skill is shared, graded, and licensed, and where the human who trained it is credited and paid.

R · O · B · O · T · S

ROBOTS — An Encyclopedia for Humans stands for Robots Organised By Observations, Tools and Systems.

  1. RROBOTS
  2. OORGANISED
  3. BBY
  4. OOBSERVATIONS
  5. TTOOLS
  6. SSYSTEMS